10 ways to start a fight
Posted on December 13th, 2005 by JTkPosted in Fun |
Here is a quick reference list of things you can say to start a fight in any type of social circle. I am not saying that any of these things are true or false, I am just saying that by using these easy to remember phrases you to can start a maelstrom of your own.
- Christianity’s cool, i love reading about mythology like Jesus, Zeus, and Loki.
- Elvis Presley was not the king of Rock ‘n Roll he was a fat cracker ass cracker drug addict that stole music from black musicians
- Noam Chomsky is intellectually and morally bankrupt
- Nirvana’s Nevermind is the most over-rated album of all time
- Recycling is a waste of time and money
- The Minimum Wage and welfare hurts poor people
- Eddie Vedder couldn’t hold Chris Cornells Jock
- You can’t have a war on terror. Terror is a tactic, would you declare war on night attacks or left flanking?
- John Wayne was gay
- Larry Bird is only considered a great basketball player because he was white
Emacs rocks
Mac’s are Gay
Google is Evil
Oh, you said any social circle… never mind then.
No Aaron - you are correct. I could have explained better I suppose, but I meant that you could use some of these ideas in one social circle and others in a different setting.
Yours are worthy additions.
presley was and did.
nevermind is.
vedder can’t.
Wayne did the original “Broke Back Mountain”.
Basketball is a dead sport, there is no reason to waste time talking about it.
the rest i won’t touch.