10 ways to start a fight
December 13th, 2005 . by JTk . Tweet This!Here is a quick reference list of things you can say to start a fight in any type of social circle. I am not saying that any of these things are true or false, I am just saying that by using these easy to remember phrases you to can start a maelstrom of your own.
- Christianity’s cool, i love reading about mythology like Jesus, Zeus, and Loki.
- Elvis Presley was not the king of Rock ‘n Roll he was a fat cracker ass cracker drug addict that stole music from black musicians
- Noam Chomsky is intellectually and morally bankrupt
- Nirvana’s Nevermind is the most over-rated album of all time
- Recycling is a waste of time and money
- The Minimum Wage and welfare hurts poor people
- Eddie Vedder couldn’t hold Chris Cornells Jock
- You can’t have a war on terror. Terror is a tactic, would you declare war on night attacks or left flanking?
- John Wayne was gay
- Larry Bird is only considered a great basketball player because he was white
Emacs rocks
Mac’s are Gay
Google is Evil
Oh, you said any social circle… never mind then.
December 14th, 2005 at 3:13 am
No Aaron - you are correct. I could have explained better I suppose, but I meant that you could use some of these ideas in one social circle and others in a different setting.
Yours are worthy additions.
December 14th, 2005 at 8:40 am
presley was and did.
nevermind is.
vedder can’t.
Wayne did the original “Broke Back Mountain”.
Basketball is a dead sport, there is no reason to waste time talking about it.
the rest i won’t touch.
December 19th, 2005 at 6:44 pm
I’m a Christian and can tell you, that the first comment will get you hurt.
(I could go farther in and explain why Jesus isn’t anything near mythology, but I won’t…)
January 18th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Not saying I would, I would correct you and then add you to a list
January 18th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Mason - add me to your list dude, I will wear it like a badge of honor. Very funny to me that a “Christian” would threaten someone.
Nice.
January 19th, 2009 at 12:18 am
Pharisee “Christians” like Mason make me sick! While I may disagree with the original statement I would repudiate Mason’s much more vigorously.
You beleive what uwant, I will do the same. And for that list, well, the Nazis had “lists” too didn’t they.
January 19th, 2009 at 12:41 am
I can see it now: this years academy award goes to - Mason’s List!
January 19th, 2009 at 1:20 am
Take a joke? All I’m saying is that some Christians are hypocrites. I know some that would take a lot of offense to that.
June 2nd, 2009 at 6:52 am
No Mason, sorry and thanks for playing. You said, and I quote, “I would then add you to a list”.
That’s not a joke, that’s a threat, that’s what you would do if you had your fantasy Christian Theocratic States of Amerika.
June 5th, 2009 at 12:21 pm